101 Ways to Die in Cameroon

By: Sarah Price
(with input from Becca Wood, Abby Gwinn, and Lucy Miller)
1. snake bite
2. spider bite
3. ant attack
4. malaria
5. typhoid
6. schistosomiasis
7. yellow fever
8. worms
9. moto accident
10. bush taxi accident Continue reading 101 Ways to Die in Cameroon

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A Kumba Morning

By BurtsBees

Under a canopy of forged metal

and splintered wood

I stand,

sheltered from the drizzle

of an eventual downpour.

 

An okada zips past,

driver and passenger,

eager to find dry refuge.

 

For now, the city settles in for a nap.

 

OH.

I must have been mistaken.

A brilliant blue says hello.

 

The clouds shift west

and the hustle

continues.

What I Found When I Finally Lost It

By Gina Dettmer

I walked across the balcony at the Yaoundé transit house.  I stepped through a puddle to reach the wrought iron railing, turned on my heel, and walked back.  Eight small steps, no more.  I reached the far side and turned again.  Now the Yaoundé hills were closing in on me.  Turn.  Now the Peace Corps office, a wall of disdain.  Turn.  Now the hills, so beautiful.  Now the puke yellow walls.  At the next turn, I told myself, I would look at my phone.  No one had called.  It was two in the afternoon but still too early to phone my parents in California.  They would think something was wrong.  None of the local numbers were passing.  I had no credit.

The sky was getting closer.  A light drizzle added to the puddle now covering the balcony floor.  I started to scream. Continue reading What I Found When I Finally Lost It

The Muffin (Wo)Man Who Lives on Dreary Lane

By: Phoebe Chastain

It wasn’t until I looked up the nursery rhyme this morning that I realized that the Muffin Man really lives somewhere called Drury Lane, and not Dreary Lane. I had always found it poetic that the creator of delicious goodies would live somewhere described as bleak and dull. As if the man in the puffy white hat restored the balance of a drab, gloomy, or otherwise unpleasant day by offering some sweet pizazz to all who passed by. How much better would our service be if every time we had a day that didn’t live up to our expectations, a little chubby dough boy appeared with a tray of cookies or cinnamon rolls? Some days, beignets and Mambo bars just don’t cut it. Alas, we must rely on care packages, forethought during market town runs, and patience to find the silver lining and reap sweet rewards from disappointing days in service. Continue reading The Muffin (Wo)Man Who Lives on Dreary Lane

What Success Means to Me

By: Dan Stevenson

As I write this, it has been 11 months and 3 days since I drove up to my little white-plastered mudbrick house for the first time. It was late evening that day, around 6pm, and my counterpart helped me unload all my possessions in Cameroon into the house, and then drove away. My things didn’t take long to unload; everything I owned on that cool dry-season evening was a mattress, some blankets, two suitcases, my metal trunk, a stove, a gas bottle, six metal plates and a single large spoon. I spent that first lonely night on the verge of tears, failing to connect my gas bottle to my stove so I could cook my Easy Mac (for those who don’t know, the hose tightens to the left, not the right), and then lying on my mattress on my empty floor and listening to drunk strangers yell in the night for a long, long time before I could finally get to sleep. Continue reading What Success Means to Me

Words Worth

 People all around,

 always asked me why I write?

I guess I’ll finally explain some reasons tonight.

 

I write,

because it eases my soul

when the world all around me

feels so distant and cold.

When nothing in my life

 seems to be going right

My God, and My Pen

becomes my shining knight.

 

I am transported

to an enchanted world of my dreams.

Where my mother and father

have me in between.

Where all the nightmares

of my past are on pause.

Where my enemies and friends

are all standing with grand applause.

Maybe, sometimes

They may not make sense.

Well…I guess since they’re mine

I can write in German, Pig Latin or French.

 

When it’s all said and done

 and I’m old as wine

I hope that these words

 will stand the dreaded test of time.

 Wealth is acceptable

and worldly possessions can work.

 But the true measure of a (wo)man

is what his words were truly worth.

 

-Khronycle:

Peace Corps Cameroon